11 reasons toilet paper is the best gift ever
Make your list, check it twice, then toss it out because we’ve already got your gifting sorted! This year’s (and let’s be real, every year’s) perfect gift is a box of toilet paper. Yep, you heard that right! And we’ve got 11 fantastic reasons why:
Everyone needs it
Have someone impossible to buy for? Problem solved. If they are potty trained, they’ll put this gift to good use.. No guessing game, no returns, just pure practicality.
You can’t have too much
If 2020 taught us anything, it’s that toilet paper is the apocalyptic currency of the future. Zombies, aliens, or whatever 2024 throws our way— TP will always be in demand..
It’s great for regifting
Your giftee already stocked up? Perfect! TP is ideal for regifting, whether it’s for coworkers, friends, or teachers. They’ll be thrilled to receive a roll with a personal touch!
It makes you look like a hero
Something useful, eco-friendly, and charitable? TP that helps build toilets for those in need. Move over, Santa—you’ve got some competition!
It’s a conversation starter
Sure, we know a box of toilet paper isn’t the most conventional present, but that’s half the fun! Forget gathering around the fireplace We’d rather everyone huddles around a giant box of TP.
It’s seriously fun
If your mom ever said not to play with your food, she probably didn’t say anything about toilet paper! We didn’t think so. It’s perfect for word searches, crosswords, and holiday scrambles!
It’s funny
Holidays can be too serious, so add a bit of potty humor to the mix. Laughing about bathroom stuff is always a win—and isn’t that what brings families together?
The puns are endless
Take the plunge with a gift that will wipe out boredom and keep everyone rolling with laughter. . This TP will make cheeks with flush with joy! You get the idea!
It’s meaningful
Toilet paper reminds us to appreciate life’s everyday essentials. Sure, it sounds dramatic, but just LOOK at how beautiful these rolls are!
It’s the gift that keeps on giving
Our rolls are for more than wiping – they’re also perfect for crafting! You can create garlands, Christmas crackers, origami and more! A little creativity goes a long way!
It makes a statement
Sometimes the best things do come in really big packages. Imagine a box of 48 rollsunder the tree! And you can literally make a statement by spelling out messages with them.
Conclusion: Roll into the Holidays with the perfect gift
Who knew toilet paper could be the gift that keeps on giving? Whether it’s for laughs, practicality, or a little DIY holiday magic, this humble roll does it all. Convinced? Thought so. Check out our rolls and make holiday gifting a breeze, because nothing says “I care” quite like a gift they’ll actually use!