Is it just us, or have bidets gone mainstream? The toilet’s topless twin has been making a splash for a while now, and we’re cheering from the sidelines.
Scandalised? People seem surprised to hear that a toilet paper company is pro-bidet, but here’s the truth: we think bidets and TP can coexist peacefully. After all, they both serve the same noble purpose — keeping bums clean.
We’ve noticed people tend to fall into two camps when it comes to bidets:
The Bidet Believer — AKA The Jet Set, these folks are fully sold on the spritz.
The Tissue Traditionalist — Not quite ready for the waterworks.
Both sides are valid! Whether you’re a bidet believer or a toilet paper purist, there’s no wrong way to handle your business.
Do bidets mean the end of toilet paper? Nope. Even the most dedicated bidet fans usually keep a roll or two on hand for drying off (or for backup). So whether you’re curious, committed or cautiously avoiding the splash zone, there’s room for both of us in the bathroom.
What is a bidet?
Believe it or not, the bidet was the original bathroom innovation. Long before toilet paper rolled into our lives, people were turning to this water-spraying wonder to stay clean.
And compared to the corn-on-the-cob alternative (a real thing), it was basically the height of luxury. Think of it as a mini spa day for your behind — or a power wash, depending on your preferences.
What are the pros of a bidet?
Bidets offer a handful of benefits that enhance the post #2 experience. Here are a few reasons why bidets are a popular choice for some households.
They’re eco-friendly
Less toilet paper means cutting down fewer trees. It’s the same reason we make sustainable bamboo toilet paper and recycled toilet paper.
Better hygiene
Bidets keep your hands cleaner. The water spray does most of the work, so your hands don't have to get as involved. Of course, that doesn't mean you get to skip the post-loo hand wash.
Gentle on the skin
Bidets give your skin a gentle, refreshing cleanse. And there’s no scratchy irritation from rough TP. With a bidet, you get a soothing water spray that's perfect for keeping things comfortable, especially if you have sensitive skin.
What are the cons of a bidet?
Bidets aren’t all fun and games — they have their own challenges. Understanding the downsides helps you make the best choice for your bathroom routine.
Fear factor
When you gotta go, you gotta GO. There's nothing fun about figuring out a new piece of equipment while the clock is ticking. Bidet newbies worry about making messes or breaking the bidet, adding to the stress of an already urgent situation.
More surfaces to clean
Bidets add extra components to your loo, doubling your bathroom cleaning duties.
Potential leaks
A leaky bidet can turn your bathroom into a water park, where the main attraction is definitely not what you had in mind for your morning routine.
Plus, all those fancy features can lead to more frequent repairs and maintenance, adding to the overall cost and hassle.
Hard to conceal
Bidets are tricky to hide. Those hoses and attachments have a way of staying in plain sight, making it tough to maintain a sleek and minimalist look in your bathroom.
If you're all about that clean, uncluttered aesthetic, fitting a bidet into the mix might require some creative thinking. Those visible parts just don’t blend in smoothly with the rest of your fixtures, messing with the vibe you're aiming for.
Installation and maintenance hassles
Installing a bidet gets complicated. You might need pro help, which adds to the overall cost.
What are the most commonly asked questions about bidets?
Ready to dive into the most frequently asked bidet questions? Let's flush out some facts.
So, does it feel gross?
We don’t think so. But the nozzle on a bidet can be very, um, pointed. Think less garden mist and more precision wash. If you like the clean feeling of wet wipes (but hate how bad they are for the planet), a bidet might be your new best friend.
Do people who own bidets still use toilet paper?
The big secret in the TP vs. bidet debate? Even bidet owners keep toilet paper on hand. Drying off after the spray often requires a bit of TP, and your house guests might not be so keen on giving it a go.
Will I use less toilet paper?
So, do we use less TP with a bidet? Probably a bit. Is it enough of a difference to have a significant effect on the environment? Probably not — particularly if you’re already using https://us.whogivesacrap.org/collections/bathroom
Is it better for the environment?
If a bidet is helping you reduce your use of supermarket toilet paper, then it’s definitely a good thing.
Not only are regular rolls responsible for cutting down a startling number of virgin trees (more than 1 million per day!), but the process of turning trees into paper is extremely intensive. It takes a LOT of water and energy to put TP on the shelves.
But turning paper into pulp? Way easier. It’s how we make our recycled rolls.
When is toilet paper better than a bidet?
Some things just never go out of style. Toilet paper is a tried-and-true bathroom buddy that has stood the test of time for good reason.
Need a quick cleanup without fuss? Toilet paper has your backside covered. Packing light for a trip? A paper roll slips neatly into any bag or pocket, unlike a portable bidet – good luck squeezing that into your carry-on.
Toilet paper offers a routine as reliable as your morning coffee – no learning curve required. And even when the water stops flowing, toilet paper doesn't. A bidet without water pressure isn’t cleaning anything.
Conclusion: the bidet vs TP verdict is…
Bidets bring a touch of luxury to the bathroom experience, offering a cleanse that feels like a mini spa session for your bum. They're celebrated for their eco-friendly approach.
Bidets aren’t all smooth sailing. Getting one set up and learning how to use it can take some effort, and keeping it clean adds to the routine. Plus, you’ll still need a way to dry off after all that rinsing.
There's no denying the simple efficiency of good old toilet paper. It's easy to use, requires no setup or power and fits snugly in any bathroom – perfect for quick and dirty cleanup without all the splash.
We recommend the best of both worlds: use a bidet and premium loo paper together. As long as you’re not destroying forests to wipe your bum, you’re doing pretty well for yourself and Mama Earth.
Both bidets and Who Gives A Crap toilet paper are great options to help you feel good about your bathroom routine.