Toilet paper is really having its moment in the sun. Between bog roll olympics or the footballer challenge, humble loo roll has become a muse for many creative types. Obviously, we love it all. But there’s something particularly special about this ballad by Heather Pierson. Forget the fact that we’re toilet paper fanatics – this is just one of the best songs we’ve ever heard.

But really, how good is that??

Looking for more hits? We practically have a playlist of perfect songs for these bizarre times.

This folksy ditty really gets to the heart of #toiletpapergate. We bet you’ll be doing a gentle sway before the chorus ends.

Randy Newman wrote a love song about being quarantined with his wife. We’re not crying, you are.

Is this man dressed like a faucet? We think so. Do we love it? We know so.

Leave it to Australian treasures, The Wiggles, to create an absurdly catchy song about handwashing.

Ok, Neil Diamond has gotten into the musical parody game with his own song. It’s a real power move, if you ask us.