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This is maybe the best song on the internet?

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This is maybe the best song on the internet?

Toilet paper is really having its moment in the sun. Between bog roll olympics or the footballer challenge, humble loo roll has become a muse for many creative types. Obviously, we love it all. But there’s something particularly special about this ballad by Heather Pierson. Forget the fact that we’re toilet paper fanatics – this is just one of the best songs we’ve ever heard.

Written and performed by Heather Pierson. (c) 2020 https://www.heatherpierson.com Tip jar: https://www.paypal.me/HeatherCPierson Buy 'The Toilet Paper Song' ...

But really, how good is that??


Looking for more hits? We practically have a playlist of perfect songs for these bizarre times.


This folksy ditty really gets to the heart of #toiletpapergate. We bet you’ll be doing a gentle sway before the chorus ends.

The Toilet Paper Song by Klaus (coronavirus)



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Is this man dressed like a faucet? We think so. Do we love it? We know so.

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Leave it to Australian treasures, The Wiggles, to create an absurdly catchy song about handwashing.

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Ok, Neil Diamond has gotten into the musical parody game with his own song. It’s a real power move, if you ask us.

Neil Diamond is doing his part to promote steps to prevent the spread of the coronavirus - and he found a creative way to do it. Diamond changed the lyrics t...