Who is there for you when you feel sick and down?

Who is there for you in your most vulnerable times?

Who could you not go a single day without?

Right, your valentine is your toilet.

Now’s the time to keep the romance alive whilst you spend some quality time with your loo. And we’ve curated the perfect playlist to do just that.*

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* It’s also a great way to mask the more, um, sinister sounds that come from your loo. You know, to keep the real, human-to-human romance alive in your house.