We’re firm believers that toilet paper can do a lot more than wipe your bum. It can save forests, help build toilets and entertain entire families for hours – especially if your TP is a box of The Play Edition.

The Play Edition is a box mix and match rolls that you can stack to make a variety of kooky characters. 4-legged fish? Check. One-eyed lady in a dress? Check. A melancholic robot from outer space? Double check. The box even turns into a stage so you can put on your favourite productions. Romeo and Pooliet, anyone?

We thought we would add to the canon of theatrical classics with our own one-act plays written just for you and the small humans in your house. We worked with three brilliant playwrights to create what critics* are calling, “The best scripts ever written.” They’re perfect for playtime (and they’re all ready to print).

• First, we have The Poodle Mystery, a who-done-it delight featuring Puffy, the puffy poodle.
  
  

• Then there’s The Farmer & The Asteroid, the story of a young asteroid who accidentally spooks a farm full of animals (who have a lot of personality).
  
  

• Finally, sink your teeth into Laugh Off Blast Off. This one-act features a space ship that runs on jokes and a narrator who wants in on the fun.
  

We hope you have fun with these short plays (and, of course, take all of the creative liberties you wish). Just be sure to invite us to your performance by tagging @whogiveacraptp, ok?

*We’re the critics.