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We, the poopers, are calling for a revo*loo*tion

Our toilet water is rising up and so are we! For far too long we’ve been flushing virgin trees down the toilet. And for what? Not our bums!

27,000 are cut down every single day just to make toilet paper, which we then scrunch up (or fold, if you’re fancy) to wipe our bums with and flush without a second thought.

These trees are worth so much more than a momentary wipe.

This Earth Day, enough is enough. Our bottoms have had enough. Our hearts have had enough. And our forests have definitely had enough!

We, the poopers, will sit down for what we believe in and pledge, no, plunge to use 100% recycled toilet paper. It’s biodegradable, eco-friendly and made without destroying virgin trees.

It’s time to give a flush about deforestation.

Join the movement and take no sheet (except for our 3 ply ones) here.